It's an even day today...
Are you still asleep, ma'am?
I know it's her day off and all, but it's already past noon.
Ma'am...
Mizuho! Surprise!
Mizuho!
Hi!
W-Why?!
I came over for some fun!
Why are you wrapping your arms around my neck?!
Because I want to.
Why are you wearing lingerie?!
Because I'm hot.
What were you doing in that futon, then?
Mother...
Ma'am...
W-What are you mad about?!
C-Calm down, ma'am! She's your mother!
Of all people you could have cheated with, you pick my mother?!
It's a huge misunderstanding!
We have a problem, Kei.
You're causing the problem, ma'am!
You called her ma'am!
You're taking things the wrong way!
Goodness, Mizuho, you're throwing a tantrum.
It almost seems like my teacher and I are headed in the wrong direction.
Or rather, I think we're accelerating in completely the wrong direction.
All right, why are you here, Mother?
Goodness, Mizuho, you sound so angry.
Who wouldn't be?!
It's just simple skinship between parent and child.
To me, it could only be seen as you coming onto Kei, Mother.
You thought Kei was cheating on you, and you know it.
T-That's--
You're not confident of yourself?
Worried?
Not at all!
I get lovey-dovey with Kei all the time!
Really?
I do! Just last night, Kei and I--
You and Kei did what last night?
N-Nothing.
Oh, no, you're going to hide things from your own mother?
That's not the point!
Don't try to fool me, Mizuho. Just tell me!
Every last detail, starting from the foreplay!
I can't talk to you about that!
And w-what do you mean, foreplay?!
Please, ma'am... Your voice can be heard from outside.
Geez, and here I'd hoped I could just hang around the house with her all day...
Hey there!
M-Maho... Long time, no see.
It might have been a long time for you, Kei, but not for me.
Why?
I've been observing you.
Wha--? So you're saying...
You two may be young, but don't you think you do that a little too much?
D-Do what too much?
Kiss.
Huh?
Oh, kissing... You were talking about kissing.
That's no big deal, I'm married to her.
We're husband and wife.
And what you do at night...
Wait, you weren't watching, were you?!
Yeah.
That, and...
These are the memory chips from the surveillance camera.
You've been recording us?
I suppose I could give these to you, but...
Please, Maho! Give them to me! I'll do anything!
I bet Kei is going at it with that teacher of his right about now.
No doubt.
I'm jealous...
Those thighs are nice... So nice...
Honey? What's so nice?
Stop that, Konoha!
Not there! Anywhere but there!
I see. I completely understand now.
Thank you, Mizuho.
S-She forced everything out of me.
Like how Kei makes a noise when he... And how it's so cute...
I'm sorry, Kei.
Oh, that reminds me, where's Maho?
Miruru, where is Maho?
You don't mean--
Impossible!
Miruru!
Marie!
- Run a trace on Kei and Maho! - Run a trace on Kei and Maho!
- This is a priority one! - This is a priority one!
Maho, why do you want to go on a date all of a sudden?
Don't you get it? It's practice for when I get a boyfriend!
Kei, you may be a feeble boy, but you've got a lot of experience!
Don't say that...
C'mon, c'mon, let's go to town!
Wait, you're too close to me!
You're such a wimp...
This isn't anything like the way you act at home with my sister!
There's this little thing called discretion!
Oh, geez...
If she wants to go to town, she should've had Miruru teleport us.
Somebody in my class might--
--spot me!
Ah, the sky is so blue again today...
Pick a better way to escape from reality, Matagu!
This is my cousin! She's my COUSIN!
Hey, are you listening to me?!
Now I'm the only one left who doesn't have a girlfriend...
Pay attention when people are talking to you!
Congratulations, Kei.
I'll tell everyone right away!
Stop that!
Don't cry.
But...
I'm telling you, it's all a misunderstanding.
I'll explain what's going on, so calm down and listen to me.
It's a little iffy to talk here, so somewhere else...
Really? It's a misunderstanding?
That's what I'm saying.
Darn it, Kei!
I'm sorry, Maho.
Look, I can't leave a friend hanging when he's got something bothering him, can I?
Or more to the point, if our teacher finds out about this, she's gonna...
Teacher?
Oh, no, it's nothing!
Let's go, Matagu!
S-Sure...
Wait a minute, Kei!
I'm sorry, Maho. Maybe next time.
Kei, are you going to break your promise?!
Oh, geez! Kei, you idiot!
I have no choice... I guess I'll go to plan B.
So, I'm telling you, she's just my cousin.
That's all.
Maho loves to pull pranks. That's why she was acting that way.
Really?
Really.
I see, that's what it was...
I'm glad that you understand.
Neither one of us has a girlfriend, right, Kei?
We're both Ionely virgins, right?
Am I right?
Yeah, that's right.
I can't... I just can't tell him the truth!
Mother-in-law...
Miruru, after you teleport us, put up a jamming signal.
Please?
I don't like the sound of this.
All right, let's get going!
What the--? Hey, wait a minute!
Mother took Kei away?!
Yeah.
Where did they go?
I don't know. She took Miruru when she teleported.
Marie, run a trace on Mother.
Anything?
What? You can't trace her because the signal is being jammed?
What does this mean, sister?
M-Mother...
She wouldn't! She couldn't!
Is she seriously after Kei?!
This is...
My, it looks just like a castle! I'd love to go--
You can't!
Why not? It's such a lovely place.
A place colored by desire and lust, more like.
Now I'm even more interested!
Why is that?!
Your cell phone is vibrating! Do you think it's my teacher?
Oh, no! I think THAT managed to turn itself on.
It's not a phone that's vibrating?!
Come along, Kei!
- Did you see that? - I sure did.
It can't be... How could Kei go into a place like that?
I can't believe it!
Well, he is a boy.
That doesn't make it okay!
To me, it's the same whether you do it in a hotel or in the guy's room.
What do you mean?
Exactly what I said.
Are you directing that at ME?
Yeah.
How do you know about that, Ichigo?!
No! Absolutely not!
Please, you've got to let me explain this to you!
This is where, uh...
How can I put it? Where a man and a woman entangle themselves--
That is, they--
The key comes out when you push the button, right?
How do you know so much?!
All right, let's get going!
You can't!
NO!
K-Kei...
Hyosuke...
Oh, no, I--
NO!
I-I'm sorry, Hyosuke.
It's all right, no big deal. We're an official couple, after all.
Well, well, Kei...
If you were going out with somebody, you should've said so!
Still, this is a bit of a surprise.
I didn't know you went for older women...
I-Idiot! Watch what you're saying!
Miruru, teleportation.
This is a priority one!
Hyosuke! Hyosuke!
Now, let's get going!
We can't!
W-What the--? What the heck am I doing here?
Hyosuke?
Matagu?
Funny running into you here...
Yeah, it sure is...
Don't be so depressed.
I mean, he was someone I was in love with once, you know...
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't depressed.
Don't stop.
You don't need to, right? You have somebody else.
Stop saying things that way! Sheesh!
Oh, Miss Mizuho...!
Miss Herikawa, Miss Morino... Have you seen Kusanagi?
Who's that?
That can wait! Where's Kusanagi?!
U-Um, well, uh...
You know, don't you?!
The thing is, it's a private matter...
I'll tell you.
Where?!
Someplace amazing...
Sorry I kept you waiting!
We're going to barge in, Maho.
Of course, sister!
If he fell under that perverted woman's "lessons," even Kei would.....
He's probably been eaten up already...
Miss Hatsuho...
Kei, you're such a darling boy...
Miss Hatsuho...
NO!
To think that Kei would be enslaved to Mother's ripened body...!
Ripened body...?
No way! Mother would never do that to MY Kei!
What do you mean, YOUR Kei?
I thought I'd try saying that.
Why are you trying?
To spice things up a bit.
Why would you do that?
This isn't the time to be asking that kinda stuff, right?
Is Kei all right?
Kei...
Kei!
Marie! Teleport me to where Miruru is!
Do it even if you can't!
This is priority one!
Kei...
Sheesh, Mother, I can't believe you even wrote up a script like this..
I don't understand any of the lines. Is there any point in all this?
This is a long way off for you, Maho.
But there needs to be some excitement in a married couple's life.
Being married must be tough.
Oh, that's not true. It's rather simple.
Just so long as you've met one condition.
What condition?
You have to find that for yourself.
M-Ma'am...
U-Um, this is...
Yes, it's not what you think.
A UFO!
Darn it, Mother, what do you think you're doing?!
Yeah, but I think she saved our hides.
Well, that's true.
End of record.
Mother, let me watch it later!
Oh, no you don't! This is for 18 and over!
No fair!
Mizuho...
Become happy little by little, a bit at a time.
Little by little.
Okay?
Hey, did you hear?
Have you heard? Have you heard?
I heard Kusanagi was walking arm in arm with a little girl!
I heard that he went into a hotel with some beautiful older woman...
Way to go, he's two-timing?
I heard that he's together with Miss Mizuho...